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Ok, so after reading Marc-Anthony's blog about the wonderful Palin, "Obiden," JONAS JONAS ticket in 2038, and "the color of your smile," I was inspired to start this blog. So, I guess you're supposed to tell like stupid stories and stuff like that in blogs, and since today was Applefest, I have a few.
So me and one of my best friends were bored last night, and we decided to bake an apple pie to enter in the apple pie baking contest for the old people. Needless to say, it didn't win today. It was however, selling for $4 a slice and was the first pie sold out. Suck on that old lady judge who doesn't like my wonderful apple crisp pie.
Oh, another thing, so today I was at a yard sale, cause they are the best place to find old jewelry and stuff like that, and this man turns around. I guess he thought that I was his wife/significant other, and yelled at me and my friend "YOUR WORDS MEAN NOTHING TO ME NOW, GET OUT, LEAVE, FIND YOUR OWN RIDE HOME." Me, being the intelligent, poised person I am, screamed and ran away.
I found the ribbon dancers today by the Warwick Assembly of God(the religion of the Jonas Brothers) riveting - and I'm actually serious. I stood there watching them for about half an hour, and watched it so many times, that I could probably perform a little bit of the impeccably choreographed dance number right now. Maybe I will.
So, now that I'm famous and am on Marc-Anthony's blog as the future VP of 2038, I would like to officially announce my campaign. My husband, Nick Jonas, and I will be running in 2038 on the JONAS JONAS ticket. And you are going to vote for me, whether you like it or not. Oh, and Joe Jonas and my sister, since they'll be married by then are going to be the face of our campaign. "JONAS JONAS, a family affair." Oh right, and I'm still going to have my alpaca, Swift Jonas by then, and hes going to become the new Uncle Sam - alpacas will be the new face of America. And yes, I will parade it around Washington DC every morning at 7:37am, just in case it has to tinkle.
"ASTOUNDING VP RIDES ALPACA 'SWIFT JONAS' IN MIDDLE OF BUSY INTERSECTION."
-Marc-Anthony

Cool, so basically I just made an entire blog post about apples, yard sales, ribbon dancing, the jonas brothers(of course), and ALPACAS.<3